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Thou Shalt not drive a Red Jetta. Thou Shalt not drive a Car with a Tow-bar. Thou Shalt not wear Wrangler Jeans. Thou Shalt not prefer Hurling to Sex. Thou Shalt not wear Wellingtons. Thou Shalt not have Furry Dice in thy Car. Thou Shalt not buy a packet of Jaffa Cakes and a Pint of Milk for Lunch Thou Shalt not eat in Bundimacs during the Day. Thou Shalt not go near any Mayo Women (It is allowed if they are nice looking). Thou Shalt not have Shit on thy Shoes. |